These bestsellers are selling books by the truckload,
I’m selling books by the boatload, I’m on the affluent road.
I have fans in Japan, Brazil, Hong Kong, and Malaysia,
My prose is electrifying like a taser.
I hustle to the extreme with this pen,
My writing is bigger than me; it turns boys to men.
Where do I see myself in five years?
I’ll be capitalizing off books, clothes, lingerie, agriculture, food and real estate; hanging cool like pears.
I walk on the moon like a true don should,
These professions come naturally to me like wood.
I’m a unicorn; that’s how I expand my cognition;
Everything I write is like a perfectly crafted rendition.
My poetry and prose shines brighter than the sun,
My thoughts are heavy, they weigh a ton.
I’m an expert when it comes to digital revenue,
But I’m even more skillful with plastic and paper, I’m telling you.
Stability, consistency, loyalty, and respect is all I know,
I keep my circle small, so I can continue to grow.
I change every waking second of these fleeting moments,
My writing is the epitome of societies atonement.
The best days in my life are ahead of me,
I laugh at weak, jealous, envious people; they’re like a parody.
I’m not hard to find, even though I move with the wind,
Fake women try to claim they’re my friends.
I think with my soul, heart, and mental,
I won’t let my small head, get me shot dead in a rental.
Philosophical parables propelling past my potential,
My word is born and existential.
If you decide to give more than you receive,
You will obtain more than you dream and believe.
I read, write, market, brand, and promote my publishing company every single day,
I map out other business ventures, so nobody can get in my way.